My Dear Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt:
Greetings from your most humble and adoring fan. Let me please, first of all, and however belatedly, congratulate you on the additions to your very large and growing family. How many is it now? Six? Goodness you are most blessedly rich and fecund. Surely eight will not be enough. Surely you will want to have more! Perhaps you shall have more?
As a father myself, I understand the joys of children and the great weight of responsibility they will bring upon your house and upon you as a couple, and how you will now and then wish to exterminate them cruelly.
I recommend you not do this. Those feelings will pass.
Yes, my friends, I know. I have experienced these feelings myself and found the strength to rise above them. Continue reading